An ocean between us

2008-04-15T08:11:00.001-07:00

I'm seriously just updating for the sake of updating.

2008-04-08T07:29:00.000-07:00

Tuesday is officially the worst day ever for me. EVERY SINGLE WEEK, it never fails to deliver boredom, restlessness and shit upon me. I usually have fun in school except Tuesday, the fucked up day. Its the only day that makes me feel like stabbing myself without stopping. But hey today wasn't so shabby afterall. During Chemistry, it was lab session. Me, David and Alde started throwing the band boys formal shoes like waaaaaaay high up in the air and i kicked one shoe up till it got like stuck at the second fllor. Damn damn funny caaaaan. Oh and Benjamin and I put one shoe on top of Mr.Damien Chew's car. HAHA! Track was at Kallang, at first everyone was like: AHH FUCK, DON'T GO TRAINING LUH CB. But in the end we all went luh. Mr Irwan never come training! I stripped till i was only wearing my heart shaped boxers and my school tie. Cool eh? Its damn Jackass i swear. It started to rain so me and my friends went to some shelter to lepak. We ended up playing football with some volleyball and we started kicking the ball till it hit the roof of the shelter. After sometime, the place began to freaking flood, so we were like running in like this humongous deep deep puddle of water. It was damn bloody fun. After that we ran all the way to Kallang Leisure park like half naked in the rain. Everyone was like WTF! We fucking changed the Kallang Leisure Park toilet to ourown changing room. Imagine people who wanna pee come in and see a whole load of guys washing mud and rain of them while making damn retarded jokes. (: Here are the pictures.

2008-04-02T06:42:00.000-07:00

YES! I'm finally updating my blog. Its been ages since i ever like logged in cause i'm too freaking lazy and i give no shitzxzxz about this blog. Nothing has changed much for me really, i enjoy school, can disturb Mdm Lau and her lips, Mdm Siti and her tudung, Mdm Chew cause she damn aunty. One thing for sure is that, i'm really gonna miss all these Retarded moments in class cause i know i'll never get it elsewhere. So i'm gonna cherish all these moments where i disturb Zhou Han, the fat china boy in class. Thats it for now, i'll write when there's like something worth writing about. Like when Mas Selamat is finally caught. If you visit my blog, just tag only ah. I don't a fuck if you scold me, in fact i welcome it (:

2008-03-11T19:29:00.000-07:00

Camp was fucking brilliant! It was seriously waaaaaaay better than i expected. I thought it was gonna be drab, pointless and way too spiritual. But hey, it was hell loads of fun! I'll take back many great memories from the camp, many retarded moments, emotional ones as well. I made a lot of new friends as well during camp. All in all, it was worth it like fuckloads! (:

AS I WEAR MY BOXERRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!

2008-03-04T02:18:00.000-08:00

I got an A1 for English and i finally passed Maths in how many lightyears! I should celebrate shouldn't i? I fucking flunked Physics and POA! All that studying for nothing. It looks like Chemistry and Combined Humanities is a gone case as well. And i passed Chinese initially on the dot, but because i shouted at my Chinese teacher, i had a mark deducted. Fuck ah, study also fail! Fuck Physics, fuck chem luh! Fuck luh!

2008-02-28T06:24:00.000-08:00

AND NOW MY ASS HAS A LINE ACROSS IT. SO DOES MY THIGHS. How very nice of you lao shi. I've had 4 canings this year all because of you. There goes, 'no caning ah, O'levels'.

2008-02-26T02:43:00.000-08:00

Mdm P does not like me. She confiscated my Physics paper then gave it back after arguing. She said: Do not open your papers. Hey i'm human, i made a mistake. I misheard what she said and i opened it. Out came broken english from her gaping mouth with a fucking disturbing mole on her lip in front of the whole class. I shouted back: EH WHAT YOU DOING?! HELLO! Apparently that triggered off laughter in my class, it made her even more pissed. HAHA! During Class Contact Time, i was jumping around in class, screaming, laughing like some mad man. CAUSE SHE WAS IN CHARGE! (: Mdm P, i think i more CREVER than you ah!

2008-02-18T06:13:00.000-08:00

I think i'm becoming too rascist for my own good. But i seriously just can't help laughing at rascists jokes! Like especially people from India and China, they are fucking hilarious! Okay if anyone malay is reading this no offence alright? "What can a bench do that a Mat can't? Support a family of four!" Kay i'm only blogging about this cause i've abosolutely nothing else better to write about and yeah i feel that i'm a rasicst bastard. But don't worry, no jokes no fun no cock no son aye?

2008-02-15T03:31:00.000-08:00

Who knew you were such a fucking bitch? Now who knew? Move on for god's sake! Bitching behind my back about me, writing about me on your blog. Both of you are downright sluts! Ya'll belong to a brothel like seriously! Bitch, bitch, bitch, thats what both of you are! FUCKING STEREOTYPICAL BITCHES! I'm the most hated guy in the world? HAHAHAHA! Thats a fucking fuuny joke, woohooo the best i heard! FYI, hell loads of people hate the both of you. Isit wrong to attend mass again with friends? Isit a rule that mass can't be attended twice?! God does not forbid that does he? Both of you sluts said i never moved on. Oh i have moved on! A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO! THE DAY YOU LEFT I HAD NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY IN MY LIFE! Just so you know! If you want to say all those things about me, say it in front of me not behind my back. Stupid fucking bitch whore sluts! I FUCKING HATE YA'LL. (:

2008-02-11T06:53:00.000-08:00

And yes now my right Pantat has two caning lines due to my 'defiance', late coming and a lack of my cheena workbook. Liu Lao Shi,what the fuck did i ever do to you?

2008-02-08T00:17:00.000-08:00

Happy Chinese New Year everyone! I've been cheenafied enough these past two days and yeah my only solace has been watching the terrible singers audition for American Idol. Simon Cowell is nice, really! Have i mentioned that watching my POA teacher shake his black fat ass on youtube made my day as well.

2008-02-05T18:58:00.000-08:00

Today is my birthday, my sweeeeeeeeet 16! Another year older, another year closer to dying.

Thank God i'm finally free from your bitchy tyranny!

2008-02-03T02:48:00.000-08:00

Alright! I finally figured out how to sign in after like 12369743673 years! I officially feel more stupid now. Thank youuu everyone who helped me with my chalet! Although it was shaky at first, it turned out to be a total blast! I really like to contemplate about the smallest things nowadays and its really affecting my soul. I must stop that like seriously. One step at a time baby! I'm on my way to mental freedom! (:

2008-01-25T19:11:00.000-08:00

HELLO, i'm bored as hell.

and i'm lazy to update at my own blog.

so here i am, blogging nonsense on joel's blog.

hahahaha.

SAMANATHA PEH ROCKS!

so does hayley williams from PARAMORE! ((:

she's mine.

HOOHA!

2008-01-25T06:25:00.000-08:00

CHLOE ROCKS.
MY STINKY SOCKS.

I LOVE MY NIPPLES!(:
WANNA SQUEEZE EM???
CALL 96356908:DD!

2008-01-25T01:56:00.000-08:00

SAMANTHA NICOLE CONSTANCE PEH YEE PENG! I LOVE MY BLOG YOU SHITFACE! THANKS YOUUUUU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! Hahaha, i'ved got nothing else to say luhhh seriously except that Sam is the fucking best best best fucking BESTFRIEND anyone can ever have! (:

2008-01-25T00:18:00.000-08:00

So, thanks to me, SAMANTHA PEH.
Joel has successfully created a new blog.
hahaha! Yay me!
Joel, you owe me BIG time.
How about a free movie ticket?
Set ah? hahaha.
Anyways, Joel, you better start blogging,
or I'm gonna delete this whole entire blog.
Okay, maybe not, I've put in my heart and soul into this shit.
Vhatever it is, you better start updating and blogging!
Peace out! (: